Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
North Korea, Best Korea!
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go home
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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