As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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