she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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