we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
