i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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