weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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