Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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