kristin has been a bad kristin
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The beer is more important than you right now.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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