He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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