Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
whose ass print is on the piano?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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