Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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