help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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