and i looked up. we had an audience...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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