i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I forget how to act sober
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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