One girl and one boy is just not enough.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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