I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
