That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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