I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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