Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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