Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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