making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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