what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
