FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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