All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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