Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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