Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
