My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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