real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
