No stitches, just platelets and will power
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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