She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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