so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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