why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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