In the future we'll all be gay
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I want to be your penis for a week.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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