My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
