fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
honey bunches of taint.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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