I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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