Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Randomize
