Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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