I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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