Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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