My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
as a side note pls kill me
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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