I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
you had me at cake vodka
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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