Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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