shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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