Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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