Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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