I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
nutella sex= disaster
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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