Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He? As in you personified your dick?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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