and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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