he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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