I think i sorta joined a cult last night
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My bed is full of blood and feathers
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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