is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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