I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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