My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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