Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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