I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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