Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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